Satire

The Modern Guide to Washing Your Hands

The Tyee

Scientists discover alternate universe where people listen to them

The Beaverton

Red Cross running dangerously low on thoughts and prayers

The Beaverton

Nutritionists worried people aren’t getting enough billionaires in their diet

The Beaverton

Cutting Back with the Joneses

The Tyee

Steve Bannon leaves White House in search of whiter house

The Beaverton

Local millionaire depressed after meeting local billionaire

The Beaverton

Fat Chance: That little wheel isn’t going to run itself

The Tyee

The Anti-Social Network

The Tyee

Abstinence Plus: America’s new teen pregnancy solution

The Tyee